h0rs3sh1t:

lmao666:

indianhoe:

bitch u just got a heart transplant why u out yo bed so quick….

a card shaped like a card

i dont think anyone understands how hard ive been laughing at this

-S

(via lilgrrl001)

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

-S

(via thehilariousblog)

phuckindope:

- M
“You’re the only person I want to fall asleep next to.”
— (via takeonthestorm)

-S

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Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 


-S

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

-S

(via theyunglioness)

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

-S

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theattractiveboys:

Oh god why is he so fine 😭

- M theattractiveboys:

Oh god why is he so fine 😭

- M theattractiveboys:

Oh god why is he so fine 😭

- M theattractiveboys:

Oh god why is he so fine 😭

- M

theattractiveboys:

Oh god why is he so fine 😭

- M

zephr0n:

gothpornstar:

DELETE THIS

LMAOOOOO WHERE IS THE GAHDAMN CHILL!?!?

-S

(via takeonthestorm)

solarsenpai:

foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees

why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

Omg!!!!

Aww damn, this fucked me up

-S

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